DATE A BOY WHO:
boy #1-
- you'd be embarrassed to tell your best friend about
- never texts you back
- is your best friend's cousin
boy #2-
- leaves his girlfriend for you
- flirts with you whilst dating said girlfriend
- still calls you babe when you're not his babe
boy #3-
- lost his virginity at 13
- pressures premarital sex
- has sex with his ex girlfriend whilst dating you
- is violent with others
- is a wrestler
- makes you want to take a shower overtime he looks at you
- you want your family to meet
boy #4-
- can't tell his mom about you
- tells you he's addicted to porn
- becomes too close with your girl friends
- has to be the victim in everything
- asks your best friend for nudes [side note: if she does it she ain't your friend]
- lies when confronted
if your boy has any of these attributes, then congratulations you're probably dating a douchebag***.
-H [with the help of C- so the ch]
*** not all hope is lost; some douchebags lose their douchebaggery with time & much rejection
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