The list

here i am again with another list. but its a very important list. and its actually famous amoungst my friend group, so there's that. anyways, basically its a scoring guide for how compatable a person is to me//all the significant qualities i'm looking for in an ideal guy. ready?

Can roll a sleeping bag perfectly	+5
Knows how to play chess	+5
Has goals	+5
Tells good jokes	+8
Wears nice cologne	+10
Bilingual	+10 (additional +10 for every language)
Likes gardening	+10
Appreciates the sky	+10
Reasonable taste in music	+10
Loves S’mores	+10
Dresses well/has fashion sense	+10
Appreciates art	+10
Can fix broken stuff Athletic	+15 +15 for every sport
Loves Mac&Cheese	+15
Tidy	+15
Will play board games	+15
Picks up trash	+20
Volunteers	+20
Really thinks about life	+20
Likes Starbs over Dunks	+20
Loves all forms of potatoes	+20
Decent dancer	+20
Has a dog	+20
Likes to read	+25
Good with kids	+25
Cooks (willingly)	+25
Is hilarious in general	+25
Tries hard to reach goals	+25
Cultured	+25
At/above my level of Tech skill	+25
Loves movies as much as I do	+30
Hella generous	+40
Musical	+40 (+5 for every instrument, +10 for piano)
Loves animals	+50
Pursuing career in the helping professions	+50
Outstanding music taste	+50
Hasn’t done the deed	+50
Deductions
Vegan	-10
Has a boring white family	-10
Insists on being right	-10
Indifferent to S’mores	-15
Won’t open doors for people	-15
Doesn’t like Disney	-20
Spits	-20
Sits spread eagle	-20
Sticks gum to things	-20
Is a Republican	-30
Talks trash	-30
Gotten in unnecessary physical fights	-30
Rage quits/poor sportsman	-30
Liters	-30
Insensitive	-40
Has no manners	-40
Has ever caused a car accident	-50
Reminds me of P Swayze	+/-50 (too good to be true or too painful)
Wears sweats in public	-75
Wears socks and sandals	-75
Voted for Trump	-80
If I have to compete with his mom	-100
Does drugs	-∞
Hurts animals	-∞
Abusive	-∞
Has ever cheated	-∞
Won’t stand up for anything so there it is. okie doke Sam, you're up	-∞